Review of Darker Shades of Summer (2023 Film):

I watched this in under five minutes. The acting was atrocious. I know it’s just a softcore porn, and the cast had to be full of muscular handsome men and beautiful women with great figures and ample bosoms etc. But seriously even in the cheapest hardcore porn videos they actually can sometimes act.

This would have been better if there was a) no dialogue, and b) a hardcore porn movie instead.

It was patently obvious that all the cast totally lacked acting skills and thanks to some quick IMDb research, I shall not watch the new Winnie the Pooh horror flick because some of the cast members in this are also in that one.

I said what was needed to say so there is no need to go over the synopsis of this codswallop!