Review of Trauma (2017 Film):

Writer: Simon FosterRating: nullContent: “For a film so consumed by painful memories, the most potent act of killing that Trauma imagines is the one that leaves the ghosts of the past behind for good…”

You ever see a film so terribly bad that once it’s over, you immediately forget everything that transpired, almost completely scrubbing it from your memory? Years later, you hear these people online who discover it, claiming it’s “as disturbing as a Serbian Film”, and you think, “I HAVE to watch that!!”, forgetting you had already seen it, hated it, and forgot all about it? Then you press play and you think, “Hmmm, this looks strangely familiar. I’ve seen this before, but maybe it was just a part used in the trailer…?” Then the actors start delivering their lines with all of the aplomb of a High School play, and you start to think to you yourself, “Wait a minute, did I see this?”. Then when it finally hits you that you DID this trash and you sadly pick up the remote, press stop, and hang your head in shame for having wasted 20 minutes of your life doing all of this, 20 minutes you will NEVER, EVER get back?